Supposedly Healthy Banana Pancakes

Ah, how divine to know exactly what failure tastes like! Kinda like burnt banana if you’re wondering. 

An important part of science is trying to improve the quality of life for the human race, and some other bozo scientists decided that eating “healthy” was good for you or whatever, so sometimes we need to take a more health conscious approach to desserts. Guess what? It don’t work. iPhone - 19.4.15 1298

These are usually made for breakfast but pancakes are just desserts disguised as breakfast anyway so it’s well within the realm of dessert science. They’re technically very simple to make and you only need a few ingredients. iPhone - 19.4.15 1300

Get some oatmeal, eggs, some ripe bananas, some milk and a dash of baking powder and vanilla extract. Mix it all and get pancakin’ !iPhone - 19.4.15 1301

Who knew flour was so essential to a good pancake? (We knew, we’re scientists after all) These shouldn’t even be called pancakes, they’re just fried banana mush and they taste like fried banana mush no matter how much pancake syrup you try to pour over them. Boooo! iPhone - 19.4.15 1302

 

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