Christmas is about of a lot of things, most of them not exactly christmasy, and sometimes you have to remind people that Christmas is about one thing: Jesus’s birthday. And how do we celebrate birthdays? With cake!
Last night, our traveling scientist celebrated Jesus with some proper American cake. Being so American and all, you’d think Texas, the most American state in America, would have its own version of it. But in a sad twist of fate, the Texans look to the east when ordering this most popular dessert. We can give you: